In the early days of Facebook, “Facebook official” was a big deal. A status update from “in a relationship” to “single” sent shockwaves through social circles, and an update to “it’s complicated” was always sure to add some confusion and perhaps a few laughs. If such a social media page existed for watches (this is a terrible idea, please don’t do it), my status with the Bulova Hack would be: It’s complicated.
I purchased my first Hack back in 2020 based on a subjective infatuation with its aesthetics. Afterall, the decision to purchase a watch is often triggered by an emotional response, and boy did the Hack have me smitten with its clean and legible classic military design. While I’m far from an expert on military watches, in the same way I can geek out over a racing chronograph without being a car guy, I appreciated that the modern Hack stayed relatively true to the Bulova A-11, credited as the watch that won the war.
But technology has changed in the decades since the original Bulova Hack was issued to the US Military in World War II. As sapphire crystals and 100 meters of water resistance have become ubiquitous staples of field watches, the Hack remains stuck in the past with a mineral crystal and a mere 30 meters of water resistance. And though the modern Hack features a hackable movement just like the original ones that allowed for synchronizing time with the simple pull of a crown, the chunky Miyota 82S0 that allows for this feature, with an underwhelming accuracy of -20/+40 second per day, is far from the most impressive movement capable of this now standard feat.
If it sounds like I’m making a case to update my watch status to “single” on my horological social media profile, you’re right. Though the aesthetics and historical significance of the Bulova Hack led to me initially purchasing one in 2020, its flaws led to selling the watch just a month later and looking for other fish in the sea.
Perhaps a bit irrationally, I felt some disdain for the Hack long after I sold it. In fact, my grudge against this inanimate object set the bar for “unacceptable” traits in a watch in years that followed. When the Tudor Black Bay Pro was released at a whopping 14.6mm thick, more than a millimeter bigger than the Hack, I struggled to imagine the appeal of a watch even beefier than the modern Hack. When I purchased my Glycine Combat 6 and grappled with its modest water resistance of only 50 meters, I thought Hey, at least it’s better than that Bulova I sold. And when I’m feeling movement-snobby and wishing my NH35 powered microbrands were powered by something a bit more luxurious such a Sellita, I’m comforted by the fact that my wife has never commented on the noise of a spinning rotor on an NH35 from across the room- bragging rights the Miyota 82S0 lacks.