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December 19, 2024 
Yes. It’s the holiday gift guide to end all gift guides. When the grid goes down and there’s nowhere else to run, we’ve gathered the ultimate guide of goods for surviving the zombie apocalypse in style. Helmed by the Orienteering Quota 8611, created by our friends at Terra Cielo Mare—a younger sibling to the watch worn by Brad Pitt’s character in the Hollywood epic World War Z—these essentials are designed to help you hide, hunker, and hike your way out of harm’s way. Infected or not, these gifts are ideal for that fan of the genre, or that gear-minded guru in your life. Now follow us into the abyss through a series of journal entries discovered from the zombie apocalypse that could have been.
Journal Entry – Day 8 of the Zombie Apocalypse – 9:12 AM
I glance at my wristwatch to check the time. It’s been three hours since we last heard the inhuman howls of the undead. Thankfully, the large, lumed numerals on the dial of this 44mm, burly timepiece are easy to read. They were absolutely everywhere, and the only thing standing between me and becoming their next meal was my Terra Cielo Mare Orienteering Quota 8611. Its rugged, Italian design was perfect for the chaos, but it was the internal bezel compass feature that truly saved me. As the horde closed in, I rotated the bezel to align with my escape route. Thanks to the precise markings and the luminous dial, I could navigate the streets with ease. The shock-resistant build held up as I scrambled over rubble of the steep terrain ahead. When I reached the city outskirts, the sapphire crystal protected the internal compass ring from scratches as I gripped its oversized crown and made my final heading adjustment. With my trusty Orienteering Quota 8611, I stayed one step ahead of the horde.
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Journal Entry – Day 17 – 10:33 PM
I don’t know what Flint and Tinder were thinking when they made this waxed jacket, but I’m convinced they secretly planned for the inevitable zombie apocalypse that we’re now facing. This thing’s practically indestructible! When a shuffler grabbed at me today, its grimy fingers just slid right off the waxed canvas—not a single snag. Later, during a sudden downpour, I stayed dry while the zombies slogged through the mud, giving me a chance to outpace them. The flannel lining kept me warm as I holed up in a chilly abandoned garage for the night, and the reinforced stitching even doubled as padding when I used it to climb over some barbed wire. Honestly, just like Pedro Pascal’s character in The Last of Us—this jacket’s doing more to keep me alive than half the stuff in my bug-out bag.
Journal Entry – Day 28 – 2:30 AM
If survival had a name, it’d be the Mystery Ranch Two Day Assault Pack. Today, it carried me through a gauntlet of chaos. When a supply run turned into a sprint from a dozen biters, the pack’s sleek design and adjustable straps let me move fast without it bouncing around. Inside, its organized compartments kept my essentials within easy reach. Easy access for a flashlight helped me navigate a pitch-black stairwell, and the hydration sleeve saved me when I was ready to drop. Best part? The sturdy frame held up when I had to use it as an impromptu zombie shield, so I could scramble to safety. This pack isn’t just carrying my gear—it’s carrying the key to my survival.
Journal Entry – Day 32 – 3:58 PM
The sun was setting as that familiar shuffle grew closer. My heart raced, but then my hand brushed the familiar, texture of the Gerber Pack Hatchet in Coyote, tucked securely in my backpack. Its lightweight design and ergonomic handle—wrapped in that grippy rubberized coating—gave me the perfect balance of control. With one swift motion, I unleashed the sharp, full tang blade, its superior edge slicing through the wood of a barricade like butter. Its compact size made it easy to maneuver, allowing me to clear the debris quickly and efficiently. When a pair of zombies stumbled into my line of sight, the hatchet’s tactical sheath made it easy to draw, and within seconds, I’d neutralized the threat. Without that reliable, versatile hatchet, I wouldn’t have made it through the night.
Journal Entry – Day 45 – 11:21 PM
If it weren’t for my trusty Leatherman Signal, I’d be zombie chow right now. When the horde cornered me in the old gas station, I used the blade to cut through a tangled mess of tarp blocking the back exit. Then, as I sprinted through the woods, the hammer end proved invaluable—a few quick strikes let me break through a rusted padlock on an abandoned utility shed. Inside, I found supplies and a chance to catch my breath. Finally, the pliers and saw helped me lash together a shelter with wire and wood, ensuring I could hide and store what I’d scavenged. Note to self: never leave the lean-to without it.
Journal Entry – Day 53 – 9:25 PM
Cold, hungry, and surrounded by the eerie silence of the undead, I knew I needed warmth and light to make it through the night. That’s when the Rill Simple Fire Starter became my lifeline. Compact and lightweight, it was easy to carry in my pocket, even with all the gear weighing me down. Its durable aluminum and magnesium rod sparked reliably, even in the damp conditions after last night’s rain. With just a few strikes, the shower of hot sparks ignited the tinder I had scavenged, and soon a small, roaring fire was keeping me warm and alert. The ergonomic handle made it easy to grip, even with cold, shaking hands, and its impressive 12,000-strike lifespan meant I didn’t have to worry about running out of fire-starting power anytime soon. As the firelight flickered against the dark forest, it kept the zombies at bay—for now.
Journal Entry – Day 99 – 1:55 AM
As the world outside descended into chaos, the only thing keeping me grounded was the crackling voice of a distant radio broadcast. The Sangean MMR-99 FCC Outdoor Radio had been a game-changer since day one of the apocalypse. With its rugged, weather-resistant design, I didn’t have to worry about rain or the relentless sun as I tuned in for updates. The hand crank charger was a lifesaver—no need for power outlets when the grid’s gone, and it always kept the radio going, even after I ran out of batteries. The bright, easy-to-read LCD screen made it simple to navigate through the emergency broadcasts, while the powerful built-in speaker ensured I never missed a crucial message. And when the zombies closed in, I used the NOAA weather alerts feature to avoid any incoming storms. The MMR-99 wasn’t just a lifeline to the outside world—it was the difference between survival and becoming one of… them.
